March 2012
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Its like -9846785623908 degrees in the apartment, someone come to bed with me!
February 2012
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So some asshole moved in the apartment right above mine and they just happen to play drums. They’ve been going at it for the past hour, its driving me insane.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
“Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...”
– Unknown (via yadiraivonne18)
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via thosebrighterlights)
Watchwishingskiesofblue:
farrahss:
blonts:
i cantq trefgdsfgsdgds
ohmygod i can’t even
omg
Watchxoxojared:
i thought i was taking a picture
mrsstamos:
being white must be so boring i feel bad for all of you
ugh:
do you ever feel overcome with this unusual attraction towards someone, could be someone you don’t even know, and you’re just drawn to their every move but they don’t acknowledge your attempts at getting to know each other. after a while you just give up on them and though that person may profess themselves as a caring and open and kind individual, they end up being just like every…....
“I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect....”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via barbieandken)
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Watchbancusruptus:
pop—goesmyheart:
gadiu-m:
soulss:
bromo-aj:
rest in peace.
i just laughed so hard
me too
I should not have just broke out like that
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So I have a midterm tomorrow that I’ve neglected to study for until now and an assignment due Thursday that I’m only half way through. I’ve been having trouble focusing since I got back from reading week and only went to one class today which was completely pointless I might add.I did get back my first essay and got a 75 which isn’t bad but I know I could have done...
"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
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Lisa: Yeah, I'm jacking off before bed.
Me: Doesn't everyone do that?
Lisa: Uh...
Me: OH, NEVERMIND.
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“I never masturbate at night because I’m too tired. I always do it right before...”
– Rachelle talking about the right time to masturbate. (via recyclingwords)
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